I haven’t eaten red meat in over ten years. And still I have to clarify that pork is a red meat to people, because it is a mammal, and still people act deeply offended when I tell them I don’t like bacon. As though I stopped eating mammals to hurt the rest of the world. Jesus, I just don’t like the taste. Also, heart disease runs in my family, so it’s probably a good thing I don’t eat ribs.