July 2010
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sometimes I fail at being my own person and I fall into the trap of pretending to be someone I am not just to be more likable.
How strange and sick the ‘fat’ insult is. I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst...
– J.K. Rowling (via knockturn) (via shrineandbones) (via longlivethequeen)
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j: my sister calls me swears sometimes. she did yesterday.
me: what swears did she call you?
j: I can't remember the whole thing.
me: what did it sound like?
j: I don't remember. all I remember is it had a hockey stick in it.
vivisepulture
wordjournal:
noun • an act or instance of burying someone alive
miss suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) miss suzy went to heaven and the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me i will chop off your behind the fridgerator there was a piece of glass, miss suzy sat upon it and it went right up her ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies, the boys are in the girl’s room, zipping...